nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

via  thatpunnyguy  (originally  telemiscommunication)
6 minutes ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 8:10pm 311,818 notes

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

via  batched  (originally  suspectrobot)
1 hour ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 7:12pm 101,599 notes
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

via  therealaryastark  (originally  dicemastaflex)
2 hours ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 6:14pm 366,641 notes
thetomska:

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

Haha yeah that one in Chinese is so silly.

thetomska:

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

Haha yeah that one in Chinese is so silly.

via  therealaryastark  (originally  niknak79)
2 hours ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 5:17pm 311,743 notes
via  batched  (originally  ta-nya-mg)
3 hours ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 4:19pm 26,488 notes
  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
via  moofinsmoofin  (originally  slimiest)
4 hours ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:22pm 173,903 notes

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

via  bad-imagination  (originally  ragglefraggles)
5 hours ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 2:24pm 201,019 notes

Trivia #016: Steve Rogers’s list

marvelcinematicspider-man:

In Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Steve Rogers has a list of things to catch up on since the forties.  These lists vary depending on which country the film is being shown in; for example, the American version lists, in order, “I Love Lucy”, “Moon Landing”, “Berlin Wall (Up + Down)”, “Steve Jobs (Apple)”, “Disco”, “Thai food”, “Star Wars/Trek”, “Nirvana (Band)”, “Rocky (Rocky II?)”, “Troubleman (Soundtrack)”.  British versions will change this; Star Wars is no longer crossed out, and everything from the Moon Landing to Thai food is changed, replaced with “The Beatles”, “World Cup Final (1966)”, and “Sean Connery”. “I Love Lucy” is also replaced with “TV Show - Sherlock”. The Korean version replaces the first four; “Dance Dance Revolution”, “Ji - Sung Park”, “Oldboy”, and “2002 World Cup”. The rest, with the exception of Star Wars not being crossed out, is identical to the American version.

6 hours ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 1:26pm 2 notes

the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes

I think you’re swell : /

7 hours ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 12:29pm 390,461 notes
  • someone: what are your plans for the weekend
  • me: who knows
  • me: (i know)
  • me: (i'm not leaving the house)
via  defendthyfandom  (originally  jaclcfrost)
8 hours ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 11:31am 443,819 notes