You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
day 23: they still think im one of them
I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters
Haha yeah that one in Chinese is so silly.
- me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
- them: no
- me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
- them: we're not
- me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
Trivia #016: Steve Rogers’s list
In Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Steve Rogers has a list of things to catch up on since the forties. These lists vary depending on which country the film is being shown in; for example, the American version lists, in order, “I Love Lucy”, “Moon Landing”, “Berlin Wall (Up + Down)”, “Steve Jobs (Apple)”, “Disco”, “Thai food”, “
Star Wars/Trek”, “Nirvana (Band)”, “Rocky (Rocky II?)”, “Troubleman (Soundtrack)”. British versions will change this; Star Wars is no longer crossed out, and everything from the Moon Landing to Thai food is changed, replaced with “The Beatles”, “World Cup Final (1966)”, and “Sean Connery”. “I Love Lucy” is also replaced with “TV Show - Sherlock”. The Korean version replaces the first four; “Dance Dance Revolution”, “Ji - Sung Park”, “Oldboy”, and “2002 World Cup”. The rest, with the exception of Star Wars not being crossed out, is identical to the American version.
the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
I think you’re swell : /